Algorithmic Digital Stickies, Now in the Wild!

Useful? Or just awesome?

The Prints of Geeks

Corny? Yes. Geeky? Definitely.

Brilliant? Without a doubt. I want one of these prints.

Spammetry: No rhyme or meter – could be Satie?

This dada-esque Spam Poetry was embedded in a software ad. Courtesy my dad!

 

- Year-too-year increasinng taxes in your ccountry
Well, what for ?! You’re able to downlooad everythhing legally NOW! Fabuulous range of ssoftware and LOW prices will make you smile and save your money! Welcome to gvardetion[x]com(replace [x] to “.” and type of URL in the browser)

They should be here at seven o’clock.

(with an in the old world as well as in the new….

Draw sun, or a region of still air by a gust of breeze.

We with the sons of pandu,

destitute as they are goodes taken awaie,

sent dispersed through the is so disagreeable,

and aunt jemima nags all day

or to satisfy the foreigners in his pay,

whom of innumerable elephants, cavalry, infantry,

and use of the time you spent with the advocate,

‘ thing is in the papers now.

Oh no, gerty
i sent great carwarriors wedded to virtue,

sprung in here for a few minutes he paced up and down.

The srinjaya host on that awful day while it was crushed

o grandsire!’ bhishma said, ‘in this connection in sext.

A.m. Viii. 115117 with the same purpose.

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The Truth, If Only For a Brief Moment…

For a limited time (most likely), CNN’s suddenly popular shirt site will flash the God’s honest truth. Click here to take a look. Too fast for you? Here’s a screenshot of what you’ll see for 0.18 of a second.

 As you might know, CNN now sells shirts emblazoned with some of their more humorous recent headlines: “Mom delivers baby at 80 MPH,” “‘Hips Don’t Lie’ Singer Pushes Education”

Unfortunately, the headline above is not actually for sale. But CNN’s journalistic integrity, as always, will remain on the market to the highest bidder.

Thanks, Glenn, for twittering this one!

Definition of Love

Dan and I ended up with this INGENIUS conclusion about everlasting love:

Microcrush = So 70’s

Nanocrush = 21st Century

Picocrush = Midieval 21st/22nd Centuries

Femtocrush = 22nd Century

Higgs Boson Crush = TIMELESS = love!

Holographic Storage, Finally Here!

Alright, I suppose this is bloody amazin’! After 8 years in the making, have finally unveiled a holographic storage devise. It’s a bit difficult for me to explain how all of it works, but simply put – large quantities of data stored on a holographic disc yields a more reliable storage medium.

Confusing Photos of the Day: Boxing Robot and Thneed

Drunken History

For some reason, this soon to be booming series has not gotten enough props on the interwebs. I’m just doing my part.

a Font of Inspiration

Normally don’t post a lot of stuff on graphic design, but came across this fun piece. Test your font knowledge!

Is it Spam if there’s no product?

Below, my most recent Spam poem. Now Spam has gone beyond randomized phrase selection to sell products to randomized full paragraph selections with no product associated! Practical? The only practicality I could see is if it verifies email address functionality and tests Spam filters. But maybe that’s me just being cynical. This could just have transcended into true art:

An illegitimate
son. He suddenly blushed crimson, and it was plain that he had made a
great effort to say this.

A warmer glance from her dark eyes rested upon him. The blood seethed in
his veins, and as he extended both hands to her and ardently uttered her
name, she rushed forward, clinging to him with passionate devotion, as if
seeking assistance, but when his lips touched hers she shrank back and
loosed her soft arms from his neck.

What does this mean. asked the sculptor in surprise, trying to draw her
toward him again; but Ledscha would not permit it, pleading in a softer
tone than before: Not now; but–am I not right, dearest–I may expect
you this evening.

Lady Delacour hid her face in Belindas lap, and almost stifled by the
violence of contending emotions, she at last gave vent to them, and sobbed
aloud.